The following is Monster Energy’z description of their drinkz. Disclaimer I did not invent or write this gorgeous literature the Monster bigwigz did and I congratulate them bc it’s perfect.
• UNLEASH THE BEAST | Tear into a can of the meanest energy drink on the planet, Monster Energy. Athletes, musicians, anarchists, co-ed’s, road warriors, metal heads, geeks, hipsters, and bikers dig it- you will too. • SMOOTH & EASY FLAVOR | Monster packs a powerful punch but has a smooth easy drinking flavor. What does it taste like? It tastes like Monster! • BIG BAD BUZZ | With a “Monster” 16 oz can, Monster Energy offers more for less when compared with other energy drinks. • STOCK UP WITH A 24 PACK | For those looking for a powerful and edgy energy drink to stay in action, Monster Energy is available in a convenient pack of 24. • Due to new FDA nutrition labeling requirements, product labels may vary from those pictured.
